haha my mom
-My mom walks up behind me on the computer-
Mom; "Can I have a sucker?"
Me; "..."
-I get up and get a sucker from my room-
Me; I gave you the one I dipped in arsenic.
Mom; "okay"
-smiles-
.......
a second passes she turns around...
Mom; "WHAT?!?!"
ME; HAHAHAHAHAHA.
It's really sad when your mom thinks that you are actually capable of killing them.