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[wreck_diver]

I wasn't planning on using my scuba gear for work-related purposes on this trip, but I'll gladly go get anything you guys need from the cruise ship. I'd normally charge a small fee for this sort of service, but, given the circumstances, I'll do it for free.

...Unless anyone wants to pay me. In which case, we can talk about it.

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[awesome_momo]

... Do we look like we can pay you? Do we look like people you can haggle money off in a time of chaos?

Who are you anyway?

[samurai_sailor]

No need to be snippy, Momoshiro-kun. I'm sure Bane was just kidding.

[awesome_momo]

I hope so. We're dealing with a disaster here, so trying to extort money from people who are in need of help is not funny.

[punish_davide]

You musn't mind Bane-san; he has no appreciation for comedy. This was probably Bane-san's idea of a witty extort... pfft!

It's disappointing that you don't remember us. You messed up my hair. I can't forget that easily, it really wigged me out.

[sleep_genius]

Can I pay you in hugs? I like hugs!

And if you see any Pocky, let me know, okay? ♥

[wreck_diver]

You can pay me however you want! Though you'll probably have to go through Davide if you want to hug me.

I'll grab some for you if I can find any that's still dry!

[sleep_genius]

I'm willing to hug him too! ♥ Especially for pocky!

If the box is wet, the inner wrapper should still be sealed! ^-^

[punish_davide]

That's right, I'm not sure I could allow you to embrace such an opportunity... or Bane-san... I will bear the hugs in Bane-san's place.

I like sweet things, so I'll definitely bring something back; can't promise it'd be what you're asking for. I'm not that pocky...

[onnanoko_to_chu]

BANE-SAN~! I knew you would help out! It's a good thing we've got you around!

[wreck_diver]

It's the least I can do.

[onnanoko_to_chu]

If you were doing any less I'd have to yell at you~!

[punish_davide]

Bane-san, their puns are terrible. Please punish them.

[wreck_diver]

No worse than yours. Well, maybe they are.

..... There really isn't anything I can do.

[punish_davide]

..."Well, maybe they are."

...Bane-san... I'm flattered.