[The video flickers on, revealing a thin fifteen-year-old brat wearing a hoodie, shorts and a daisy chain on his head.
Don't ask him where he got the daisies. He doesn't know either. A moment of standing there with the daisy chain on his head and looking as though he were about to fall asleep on his feet at any given moment now, his left hand twitches.
Oh. A switch. How quaint. Cue the sudden blaring of
THE WEDDING MARCH Hi guys. Have dead monotone, since he's just so emotionally overwhelmed like that.]
As we all know, Hello Kitty proposed to Mister Believer-in-Hello-Kitty by ways of interpretive dance and flaming beds one glorious Valentines morning. So I'm pretty sure Mister Believer-in-Hello Kitty accepted.
Therefore I now pronounce Hello Kitty and Mister Believer-in-Hello-Kitty to be grandpa and grandma, Hello Kitty and Believer, husband and wife.
[A sagely nod HOW CAN YOU DOUBT THIS FACE-]
The newly-weds invite you to revel in their celebrated union. Gifts should be left outside of Enveria apartments, floor 9, the third room from the left. Tips can be received and will be graciously accepted at the door, but you can keep the flowers. Well-wishes should be delivered to the newly weds themselves.
Feel free to leave multiple messages in their inbox. Please squeal your joy for their union as loudly as you can. They will appreciate it.
[A bow. The daisy-chain goes crooked. A pause, and then-]
Grandpa, I want ice-cream.
[END TRANSMISSION]
[Filter: Yoite]
Yoite... It's Valentine's Day.
[AWKWARD. PAUSE.]
For you. Chocolate.
[END FILTER]
[ooc: Miharu is a brat, and I don't have a sense of humour. And fyi,
ragnalol and
un_forgetting]