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Basics:
[Name] Lauren "Amanda".
[Live] zom.bie.
[Yahoo] lemonbirdy.
[Aim] manders.
[Age] 34.
[Birthday] August 23, 1980.
[Astrological Sign] Leo.
[Chinese Zodiac Sign?] Monkey.
[Location] Biloxi, Mississippi.
[Sexual Preference] I love men!
[Marital Status] Divorced, Single.
[Religion] I love God. My faith is strong. Christian.
[Eye Color] Green.
[Height] 5'4''.
[Weight] 143 lbs. (= X)
[Shoe Size] 7.5 or 8.
[Parents Still Together?] Nah.
[Siblings] 1 Brother (30), 1 Sister (25) RIP my angel, 1 Half Sister (13), 1 Stepbrother (32).
[Nieces/Nephews] My Sister's Daughter, Rhiannon (9). And her angel son, Shelby.
[Pets] None right now. My sister has 2 Chihuahuas named Tinkerbell & Peanut.
[Education] GED & 3 years of college.
[Whips] Nada.
Favorites:
[Colors] Wasabi Green & Light Pink & Peacock Blue.
[Number] 09.
[Animal] Cats & Birds & Snakes.
[Vehicles] Mitsubishi FTO, Toyota Supra, Nissan 300zx, Nissan Skyline.
[Flowers] Peonies & Laurels & Geraniums & Zinnias.
[Scent] Cucumber Melon. Fresh Cut Grass. Apple.
[Drinks] Passion Tea Lemonade, Milk or Mint Tea.
[Soda] Sprite Zero.
[Books] The Bible, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Where the Heart Is, Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, Smack, Empty Cradle, Broken Heart.
[Bands] Muse, 30 Seconds to Mars, Breaking Benjamin, Switchfoot, Papa Roach, Secondhand Serenade.
[Songs] Sing It Out by Switchfoot, Kissing You Goodbye by The Used, Stranger in a Strange Land by 30 Seconds to Mars, Exogenesis Symphony by Muse, My Heart is a Fist by Papa Roach, Speed of Pain by Marilyn Manson, Spacebound by Eminem, Drop the World by Lil Wayne.
[TV Shows] Sons of Anarchy, The Guild, American Horror Story, Ellen, Ghost Whisperer, Law & Order; SVU & CI, What Not to Wear, Divine Design, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Jimmy Fallon, 30 Rock, Big Bang Theory.
[Movies] Steel Magnolias, Star Wars (all 6, but especially I-III), Zombieland, Step Brothers, Avatar, Edward Scissorhands, The Life Aquatic, Lost in Translation, Deuce Bigalo, A Clockwork Orange, Spun, Party Monster, The Last Samurai, Borat, Grandma's Boy, Napoleon Dynamite.
Do you...
[Color your hair?] Mostly Black, Also a Fan of Pinks & Reds.
[Twirl your hair?] Nope.
[Have tattoos?] 7 - John Lennon back piece in memory of my daughter Laurel Astrid, 30 Seconds to Mars Triad behind my right ear, Kanji meaning Let Go, Not Yet Forgotten on my left leg, Idiotic Skull on my left forearm, Letter 'A' on my right shoulder, My cat Snowball on the back of my neck, Kanji meaning Old Cat on the back of my neck under the cat.
[Have Piercings?] Used to have tons. I have a lot of scars, but now only 3 ear holes remain.
[Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?] Nope.
[Cheat on tests/homework?] I haven't ever needed to.
[Drink/Smoke?] I don't drink, or smoke.
[Like roller coasters?] Um, no thanks!
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] California or Gulf Shores, AL or Tokyo, Japan.
[Want more more piercings?] My nostril redone. A monroe possibly. Or Snake Bites.
[Like cleaning?] Once I get started, yeah.
[Write in cursive or print?] Mostly cursive, but both.
[Swear a lot?] Not anymore.
[Own a web cam?] Yes but never use it.
[Know how to drive?] Duh.
[Diet?] For my health, & my weight. I have issues with ED & can get pretty obsessive.
[Own a cell phone?] iPhone 5c, it's lime green.
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Not too often, lol.
Have you ever...
[Gotten a speeding ticket?] One, maybe two.
[Been in a wreck?] I was in one wreck 10 years ago when my sisters "baby daddy" totaled my brand new (at the time) 2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse GT.
[Been arrested?] Severalllll times for stupid stuff. Last time was December of 2008. =X
[Been in a fist fight?] Yea, I have anger issues.
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] I kicked my ex husband in the nuts on several occasions.
[Stolen anything?] Yes, I am a reformed clepto.
[Held a gun?] After hating guns most of my life, I have developed a keen love for them, Sig Sauer FTW.
[Drank?] Not lately.
[Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name?] That & passed out & puked my guts out & been to the ER for alcohol poisoning. You name it, I have probably done it.
[Considered a life of crime?] Selling drugs is such easy money.
[Considered being a hooker?] No, I cherish my body.
[Cheated on someone? ] On my (ex) husband.
[Cried over a girl?] Only if you count my daughters.
[Cried over a boy?] Sure, what girl hasn't?
[Lied to someone?] Duh.
[Been in love?] I thought I was. I am now.
[Fallen for your best friend?] A best friend I had in high school.
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Who hasn't?
[Been rejected?] Again, who hasn't?
[Been in lust?] Way too many times.
[Used someone?] Hell yes. All drug addicts are users, in every possible sense of the word.
[Been used?] Of course.
[Been cheated on?] In September of 2010.
[Been kissed?] Well no shit.
[Experimented with homosexuality?] Yeah, it's just not my thing.
Currents...
[Current mood] Complacent.
[Current taste] Chicken with Rice soup.
[Current hair] A total mess.
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Probably making graphics. Or sleeping.
[Current cds in stereo] Nada.
[Current Crush(s)] irl? Hmm... Lol, celeb land? Jacoby Shaddix, Jared Leto, Matthew Bellamy, Shannon Leto, Sung Kang, Evan Peters.
[Current Job] Graphic Designer, homeslice.
The last time...
[Last book you read] My Bible.
[Last movie you saw] Fast 5.
[Last thing you ate] Chicken with Rice soup.
[Last person you talked to on the phone] My mother.
Do you...
[Do drugs?] Smoke a little pot.
[Have a dream that keeps coming back?] A couple that repeat pretty often.
[Play an instrument?] Nope.
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Definitely.
[Remember your first love?] Ugh, yeah.
[Still love him/her?] Lol, not hardly. But we dated again in Summer of 2011.
[Read the newspaper?] Rarely.
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] My brother & many others.
[Believe in miracles?] I believe in God's grace.
[Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?] I believe it now.
[Consider yourself tolerant of others?] Learning to be.
[Consider love a mistake?] I don't make mistakes, I live & learn.
[Have a favorite candy?] Nerds.
[Believe in astrology?] Somewhat.
[Believe in magic?] No. Well, maybe.
[Believe in God?] Yes.
[Do well in school?] I am smarter than pretty much anyone I have ever known.
[Go to or plan to go to college] I went, might finish one day.
[Wear hats?] Sometimes.
[Hate yourself?] I love me!
[Have an obsession?] Quite a few.
[Have a secret crush?] No, secrets are dumb.
[Do they know yet?] Wtf? No.
[Collect anything?] Birds, rave flyers, metal lunchboxes, Pez dispensers, Care Bears & Care Bear Cousins (originals!), Barbies, Japanese stationary & other items, Sanrio (mainly Hello Kitty & Chococat) stuff, Maneki Neko (Lucky Cats).
[Have a best friend?] My long time best friend Angela, who lives in Nashville. And my other best friend Ashley, who lives in Pennsylvania.
[Close friends?] A few.Mary Eileen, Renee, Mandee, Chelle, Manda, Angie, Christie.
[Like your handwriting?] Yes, I love it.
[Care about looks?] Everyone does, if you say no, I don't believe you.
Love life
[First crush] My first REAL crush was Justin Caicedo in 9th grade. He was a drummer in a grunge band, lol.
[First kiss] Justin Caicedo, 9th grade.
[Single or Attached?] Single.
[Ever been in love?] Yes, didn't we already cover this?
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] I believe in damn I wanna screw him at first sight, love isn't about the first thing you see, that's just retarded.
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Yes, I still do.
[Describe your ideal significant other] Strong faith. Loves God. Nerdy. Geeky, into the net & gaming. Sexual. Into racing. Tall, dark hair, curly hair, longer hair, facial hair, epic beards, not too fat, not too skinny. Short hair if it's Eminem-ish. Muscles are H-O-T. Preppy, "Wigger" or emo style, I love tattoos & piercings but they are not required. Athletic guys are sexy. Good knowledge of rock & hip hop. Self supporting. Loves pets. Makes me feel safe. Passionate. Has drive. Wants to achieve goals in life, not be a worthless slug. A REAL man.
Juicy stuff...
[Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?] Spin the bottle, strip twister, truth or dare, strip poker, others.
[Have you ever skinny dipped?] Yes & I have been caught too. Lol.
[Are you a tease?] Too much at times.
[Shy to make the first move?] Hell no. Well, sometimes. Depends on the guy.
Are you a...
[Wuss] No.
[Druggie] Not anymore.
[Daydreamer] Constantly.
[Freak] I've been called that A LOT.
[Geek] Totally, lol.
[Bitch/Asshole] The biggest bitch.
[Brat] Nah.
[Sarcastic] Always.
[Angel] Ha, yea right.
[Devil] I am somewhere in between I suppose.
[Shy] More like antisocial.
[Talkative] To certain people.
[Flirty] Too much, I'm sure.