i aint no hooters girl, but...
so i was watching a bit of the hooters girls competition thing last night... who's the hottest hooters girl or some shit.
and i do believe, i am far better looker than all of them.
i dont have fake boobs, long legs, tiny waist, super toned stomach, long blonde hair with the fake and bake tan, but at least i look fucking REAL.
yep, i'm short, with small boobs, short legs, pasty as hell, with an average tummy, huge hips, and brown hair... tattoos and all...
i'm hotter.
that is all.
/yay for self esteem boosts!!
and i do believe, i am far better looker than all of them.
i dont have fake boobs, long legs, tiny waist, super toned stomach, long blonde hair with the fake and bake tan, but at least i look fucking REAL.
yep, i'm short, with small boobs, short legs, pasty as hell, with an average tummy, huge hips, and brown hair... tattoos and all...
i'm hotter.
that is all.
/yay for self esteem boosts!!