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Apparently there's a new method of keeping vampires at bay. First you take a bottle of lithium and then you take a bottle of risperdol. Then when you get to the ER. you inform the attending that you aren't suicidal so you don't have to go to the psych ward. This is, afterall, the new garlic. "I wasn't trying to kill myself - I was just trying to make my blood taste bad so the vampires wouldn't eat me." -quoth the hipaa protected patient.