Conversations with my brain.
Brain: Hey, you know when you used a ouija board to talk to JHH?
Corvid: Err... yes?
Brain: And you couldn't see him, but he was sort of there but not, and he gave answers that weren't made up?
Corvid: Yeah, I remember.
Brain: Isn't that like talking to people on the net?
Corvid: Uh, what?
Brain: You haven't seen some of them, never met them. But you talk to them and they say things you couldn't have made up and you sort of sense they're there, somewhere, even though they're not *right there*. Isn't that the same?
Corvid: Uhhh...
Brain: What if laptops are just really smart ouija boards?
Corvid: Okay no, definitely not going down that road, I think I can see a signpost and it says 'Paranoid Schizophrenia, 7miles'. Can I go to sleep now please?
Corvid: Err... yes?
Brain: And you couldn't see him, but he was sort of there but not, and he gave answers that weren't made up?
Corvid: Yeah, I remember.
Brain: Isn't that like talking to people on the net?
Corvid: Uh, what?
Brain: You haven't seen some of them, never met them. But you talk to them and they say things you couldn't have made up and you sort of sense they're there, somewhere, even though they're not *right there*. Isn't that the same?
Corvid: Uhhh...
Brain: What if laptops are just really smart ouija boards?
Corvid: Okay no, definitely not going down that road, I think I can see a signpost and it says 'Paranoid Schizophrenia, 7miles'. Can I go to sleep now please?