Bookshop

May 28, 2006 15:59

I'm bored. Very bored.

One would have hoped this was tricky for a corvid in a bookshop, but there are three books my neurons wish to read (none of them out yet) and apparently no other book will do. 'Feh,' they say to every paperback I peruse while tidying the shelves.

Also they wish to stick a big sign on the door notifying customers of the new olfactory restrictions in place; ie, if you smell horrible or make horrible smells, you will not be allowed in the shop.

I've already had in the tall smelly man who reads all the hardbacks on the table but never buys anything. After he left half the shop smelt faintly of an alleyway full of bins that drunks had pee'd against. Grrr.

Add to that there were the two children who I had no problem with at all until one of them farted as she walked past the counter and so made the counter and travel section smell horrible. Little wretch.

The trains are stupid and no one has requested my presence so I shan't be at Sabbat this eve - have a good game, try not to destroy the city.

Tomorrow is bank holiday for most of the land apart from me who will be working in the bookshop again. Hopefully plus a wolf and minus people who smell.

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