Return of IM hell...

Mar 02, 2006 16:43

Second time this week that Wolf's computer decided to show me as 'Available' on yahoo without my knowledge or concent. When the little chime noise alerted me to the fact I had a message and neurons guessed it was probably Reagan they all ran around madly with their arms crossed shrieking, 'I'm invisible I'm INVISIBLE!'.

Considering the day long conversations I used to have with him once upon a time you would have thought he guessed I don't want to talk to him. But obviously not...

madcat: Hello
raven morrison: hello
madcat: Hows it going?
raven morrison: well enough
madcat: Good good.
madcat: Jolly glad to hear that.
madcat: Up to anything fun?
raven morrison: sewing. making a corset top and a coat madcat: Cool.
raven morrison: i feel i have to ask, but after more than a year of not talking to me, why on earth are you starting now?
madcat: Because I can see you're name on Yahoo.
raven morrison: that's because this version of yahoo is retarded and doesn't know the meaning of the term 'invisible' apparently
madcat: Ahh, well.
madcat: That's the reason.
madcat: Pretty simple really.

(Indeed it is. A shame that it is also the most pathetic excuse I have ever encountered. [apart from a couple my sister has come up with, I'll admit])

madcat: Anyway, I have to pop off line for half an hour. If you see me when I pop back on feel free to say hello. COmputers messing up so I don't actually know if you'll get this message.
raven morrison: i got the message

Ah, see that? Messenger short hand [of which I am queen]. Type the first fragment of what you mean and think the rest really hard to see if the other can pick it up. Unfortunately Witch, sarcasm and freezing disgust do not travel well over IM so it is unlikely that he accurately inturpreted the rest. The full reply being: "I got the message two years ago that if I wasn't sleeping with you, you didn't want to know me. So my happily IMing you for a chat is probably on par with adverse driving conditions and heavy snow in Dis."

I had just decided that I would actually post that when he re-appeared to 'just say hello again'. The choice then appeared to be either to post a number of damning things in a rant followed by emailing several people and telling them things they didn't want to know... or to ignore everything and go out to meet a Wolf for lunch. I did the latter as although deeply pissed off I didn't fancy being *that* much of a bitch.

other than that, I had a shiney day.

ha

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