Disclaimer

Jan 07, 2005 21:41

Know those disclaimers at the beginning of every movie? WARNING! Anyone who actually cares what this says is a douschebag! Well, maybe it doesn't say it in as many words, but I'm sure its implied. Anyway, I feel the need to do this as well, seeing how somebody is suing over a certain 3 letter word in the Pledge of Allegiance.

DISCLAIMER
I'll put it as simply as I can. I am a sarcastic, cynical bastard. The views held in the following entries are entirely mine. They have no bearing on anyone, including you, the reader.If you're offended, I could care less. Change the page, sign off the net, or bash your computer witha hammer. I'm really not interested. I do not certify any stories or information I use to be completely true either. No matter how many people worship my beautiful physique, I am still not God, and, therefore I'm not omnipotent. As of yet. My opinions have nothing to do with any website I cite and cannot be held responsible for my stupidity and/or genius.

That being said, let us begin our voyage into a twisting trail of terrible tribulation.

Oh, and feel free to comment as you see fit, knowing that I have the full capability of flaming you into the deepest cave in Hell. I hear it might actually be cold down there.
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