stolen from clndestyn
On the twelfth day of Christmas, wqalice sent to me...
Twelve jennlyles drumming
Eleven narcoleprosys piping
Ten oddkins a-leaping
Nine spickulas dancing
Eight loganvobis a-milking
Seven dunias a-swimming
Six varosjas a-laying
Five ra-a-a-aenshadoes
Four servingdonuts
Three books
Two friends
...and a gir in a learsfool.