The Zombie Triathlon
Lately, I've been trying to get back in a bit better shape again, partly with detours to the local campus gym facilities. Unfortunately, I'm too lazy to change out of (really comfortable) clothes just to go for a quick run at the end of the day, which seems to net me some odd looks from the undergrads.
(ZOMG! That guy is running- in jeans!)
Clearly, I need a cover story. Currently, I'm planning to tell people that I'm in training for the "Zombie Apocalypse Triathlon", which has strict rules about the use of performance-enhancing pants. But what are the events? Running and crossbow archery are clearly mandatory, but after that, I'm drawing blanks. Fortification building? Wall-climbing? Teaching an intro course?
Further study is definitely needed.
(ZOMG! That guy is running- in jeans!)
Clearly, I need a cover story. Currently, I'm planning to tell people that I'm in training for the "Zombie Apocalypse Triathlon", which has strict rules about the use of performance-enhancing pants. But what are the events? Running and crossbow archery are clearly mandatory, but after that, I'm drawing blanks. Fortification building? Wall-climbing? Teaching an intro course?
Further study is definitely needed.