Funny Key West Story
So our little trip to Key West was AMAZING! But because i hate writing super long entries, just as much as I hate reading some of them lol, im just gonna tell one pretty funny story, that probably wont be as funny to most of you, especially when written and not said out loud, but whatever!
ok so Saturday night, we were doing some tourist-y things, and didnt get a chance to eat dinner until pretty late, like 11:45.. so we find one of the few restaurants thats open that late, still willing to serve us food, and not a bar so its not only 21 and over. We go to this place called Cheeseburger, and ask to sit inside because its hotter than a mofo out there. So we sit, and outside we can see/here all these extremely wasted people by the tiki bar doing karaoke.. so we decide to move outside. We're out there for like 3 minutes and this older man walks up and says "Do you ladies like college guys?"..and we're like.umm yes. lol.. so hes like "alright, i want you to meet some guys, come on" and we're like "hell no, bring them over here"..
So he walks away, and like 40 seconds later, this UNBELIEVABLE drunk guy comes over, and the man is like, this is Graphton ( wtf kind of name is that? lol ) so graphton sits...starts talking, well slurring, but whatever.. and then one by one like 7 or 8 of these guys walk over, all pretty fucked up. and they kept like switching places, like tag teaming us lol, some would be singing, some would be drinking, and some talking to us
So we find out that the original older guy doesnt even know these kids, hes just super friendly and wasted, and hes buying them all drinks, handing them $100 bills to go to the bar, he bought us some shots, whatever, hes just having fun. So we're trying to hold conversations with this kids, and we ask one kid Clark why they came down and where they are staying and what not
Hes like, "oh we're from tampa, we just decided to come last night, its my bros 21st birthday...and i have NO IDEA what hotel we're at" (PS. his bro had on mardi gras beads that had a bunch of little penis' on them, and when you squeezed one, white stuff came out of the top.. gooood shit) .. ok so end of the night is nearing, a few of the guys have left. We asked one of the less drunk kids where they are staying, and he says the Blue Lagoon hotel.. so we're like, thats good, at least someone in the group knows, so they arent wondering around all night..
so its like 1 ish.. Clark and Graphton are the only people left..so we ask Clark again, "where are you staying"..cause Lauren was liek seriously scared he would never make it back:..and hes like " i dont know"..so she tells him the name of his hotel.. and hes like "No, im not" and we're like dude, yes..so he starts to get mad, cause we're all sober and laughing at him.. so finally he like almost YELLS this at us "Im staying at the Hyatt at the maroon escalade SUV"... and we're like WTF?! and start laughing even more .. so still pretty angry at us for laughing he does "dont laugh at me...stop mocking me.. im staying at the Hyatt at the maroon escalade SUV".. and laurens like "thats a car.. not a hotel.. and you cant be staying in your car, b/c you didnt drive here ..AND you actually have a hotel"... so hes like REALLY pissed at us now.. and hes like "ALRIGHT, its been fun, you ladies have a nice night.." and starts to walk away.. and we're all hysterical.. so he turns around again and goes "THE HYATT AT THE MAROON ESCALADE S U V".. SOO serious and SOO mad lol... so on the way to our place that night, we just checked to see if the Blue Lagoon was a Hyatt, or if there was a Hyatt in the area they described.. or if there was a marron escalade or something..but no he was just THAT drunk...
Im sure it was funnier in person, cause they were saying THOUSANDS of other funny things. and i mean it was just a bunch of drunk frat boys in polo shirts singing karaoke to songs like "living on a prayer".. so yeah good times!
im gonna post pictures later.. so be ready for that :-)
ok so Saturday night, we were doing some tourist-y things, and didnt get a chance to eat dinner until pretty late, like 11:45.. so we find one of the few restaurants thats open that late, still willing to serve us food, and not a bar so its not only 21 and over. We go to this place called Cheeseburger, and ask to sit inside because its hotter than a mofo out there. So we sit, and outside we can see/here all these extremely wasted people by the tiki bar doing karaoke.. so we decide to move outside. We're out there for like 3 minutes and this older man walks up and says "Do you ladies like college guys?"..and we're like.umm yes. lol.. so hes like "alright, i want you to meet some guys, come on" and we're like "hell no, bring them over here"..
So he walks away, and like 40 seconds later, this UNBELIEVABLE drunk guy comes over, and the man is like, this is Graphton ( wtf kind of name is that? lol ) so graphton sits...starts talking, well slurring, but whatever.. and then one by one like 7 or 8 of these guys walk over, all pretty fucked up. and they kept like switching places, like tag teaming us lol, some would be singing, some would be drinking, and some talking to us
So we find out that the original older guy doesnt even know these kids, hes just super friendly and wasted, and hes buying them all drinks, handing them $100 bills to go to the bar, he bought us some shots, whatever, hes just having fun. So we're trying to hold conversations with this kids, and we ask one kid Clark why they came down and where they are staying and what not
Hes like, "oh we're from tampa, we just decided to come last night, its my bros 21st birthday...and i have NO IDEA what hotel we're at" (PS. his bro had on mardi gras beads that had a bunch of little penis' on them, and when you squeezed one, white stuff came out of the top.. gooood shit) .. ok so end of the night is nearing, a few of the guys have left. We asked one of the less drunk kids where they are staying, and he says the Blue Lagoon hotel.. so we're like, thats good, at least someone in the group knows, so they arent wondering around all night..
so its like 1 ish.. Clark and Graphton are the only people left..so we ask Clark again, "where are you staying"..cause Lauren was liek seriously scared he would never make it back:..and hes like " i dont know"..so she tells him the name of his hotel.. and hes like "No, im not" and we're like dude, yes..so he starts to get mad, cause we're all sober and laughing at him.. so finally he like almost YELLS this at us "Im staying at the Hyatt at the maroon escalade SUV"... and we're like WTF?! and start laughing even more .. so still pretty angry at us for laughing he does "dont laugh at me...stop mocking me.. im staying at the Hyatt at the maroon escalade SUV".. and laurens like "thats a car.. not a hotel.. and you cant be staying in your car, b/c you didnt drive here ..AND you actually have a hotel"... so hes like REALLY pissed at us now.. and hes like "ALRIGHT, its been fun, you ladies have a nice night.." and starts to walk away.. and we're all hysterical.. so he turns around again and goes "THE HYATT AT THE MAROON ESCALADE S U V".. SOO serious and SOO mad lol... so on the way to our place that night, we just checked to see if the Blue Lagoon was a Hyatt, or if there was a Hyatt in the area they described.. or if there was a marron escalade or something..but no he was just THAT drunk...
Im sure it was funnier in person, cause they were saying THOUSANDS of other funny things. and i mean it was just a bunch of drunk frat boys in polo shirts singing karaoke to songs like "living on a prayer".. so yeah good times!
im gonna post pictures later.. so be ready for that :-)