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A typical Bethany and Megan convo
Bethany Is On: bo bice from american idol has prettier hair than me and it makes me sad
Bethany Is On: JUST FYI
Livs2sing: Ive thought of that before
Livs2sing: but i still think hes quite ogrely
Bethany Is On: aww i think hes adorable
Livs2sing: he reminds me of a child pornographer
Bethany Is On: Yeaah i know..its ADORABLE
Livs2sing: hah yeah thats such a hot quality in a man
Livs2sing: that rapist look is SO now
Bethany Is On: i mean if u cant appreciate a good child pornogropher....u must have some issues in life
Bethany Is On: Obviously
Livs2sing: i'd fuck him
Livs2sing: but i dont look 12
Livs2sing: so
Bethany Is On: ur shit out of luck i guess
Livs2sing: Im out of the running for Bo Bices next website
Bethany Is On: its gonna be hard...but i think we can get through this
Livs2sing: Im gonna work on it
Livs2sing: step 1. boob reduction
Livs2sing: step 2. shave my vagina
Bethany Is On: I think thats a great idea
Livs2sing: yeah
Bethany Is On: if i can help in anyway...except with the shaving thing...u just let me know
Livs2sing: I havent work out steps 3 and 4 yet
Livs2sing: hahah u wanna chop my boobs off?
Bethany Is On: sure
Bethany Is On: might be fun
Bethany Is On: EWWW NO im just kidding
Bethany Is On: I hate blood
Bethany Is On: and boobs
Livs2sing: hahaha
Bethany Is On: bad combo
Livs2sing: YOU HATE BOOBS
Livs2sing: what kind of person are you?!
Bethany Is On: an anti-boobist
Livs2sing: this countrys foundation is built on its love of boobs
Bethany Is On: but its also all about the boy band love ive decided...and i have that covered
Livs2sing: well ur only half american than you communist fuck
Bethany Is On: FINE MEGAN
Bethany Is On: I ADMIT IT
Bethany Is On: IM A COMMUNIST
Livs2sing: I KNEW IT!
Livs2sing: i suspected ever since you got a hyundai
Bethany Is On: Hey hey now
Bethany Is On: Dont knock the hyundai...i cant help that im a poor kid
Livs2sing: uh huh
Livs2sing: COMMUNIST RESPONSE
Bethany Is On: ill beat u up jew girl
Livs2sing: oh shit now the jewish jokes come bethany
Livs2sing: I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN
Livs2sing: DOWN TO CHINA TOWN BIATCH
Bethany Is On: Ive never been there
Bethany Is On: we should go
Livs2sing: ok
Livs2sing: china town has good food
Bethany Is On: so ive heard