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Title: Why You Shouldn't Talk In Movie Theaters
Pairing: None
Rating: PG (language) and S (for stupidity)
Summary: Ummm. My friend and I almost got kicked out of Twilight. Which was highly embarrasing since I work at that theater *is majorly ashamed* But it gave me the idea for this crack story. With a few jibes at Twilight (movie and book). Mwahaha.
“OH MY GOD IT’S EDWARD!” Harper squealed at the screen.
Alex rolled her eyes at her friend, who was proudly wearing her Team Edward t-shirt. It was proof of the strength of their friendship that Alex was in this theater at all.
“Isn’t he adorable?” Harper rambled on.
A woman in the front row turned and glared at her, but Harper was too busy drooling to notice. Something about her seemed familiar to Alex.
Harper turned to Alex, pointing at the on-screen vampire in confusion. “Aren’t his eyes supposed to be smoldering?” She said loudly.
“How should I know? I haven’t read the book!” Alex whispered back.
The woman in front turned and looked, holding her glare for a bit longer this time. Alex repressed a shudder. What was it about her?
Then three things happened simultaneously. Harper exclaimed about Edward’s latest glance, Alex tried to shut her up, and suddenly they were both sitting in the middle of a clearing in very mossy forest.
Harper looked around, not able to believe what she was seeing. “Where’d the movie screen go?”
“You had to go and piss off a wizard, didn’t you?” Alex used a glare on Harper that would have made Edward zoom his stunning undead ass back to Alaska.
“Umm...Alex?” Harper was staring at a spot beyond the trees. “What’s that?” She pointed. Something shifted in the murky green. Something that yelled "Danger!" in large, spiky letters and "sexy" in Victorian script undertones.
Alex groaned and prepared to transport them somewhere safer. “Next time just don’t talk during the movie, okay?”
Note: This is why I think going through managers for customer complaints is a GOOD thing :)
Pairing: None
Rating: PG (language) and S (for stupidity)
Summary: Ummm. My friend and I almost got kicked out of Twilight. Which was highly embarrasing since I work at that theater *is majorly ashamed* But it gave me the idea for this crack story. With a few jibes at Twilight (movie and book). Mwahaha.
“OH MY GOD IT’S EDWARD!” Harper squealed at the screen.
Alex rolled her eyes at her friend, who was proudly wearing her Team Edward t-shirt. It was proof of the strength of their friendship that Alex was in this theater at all.
“Isn’t he adorable?” Harper rambled on.
A woman in the front row turned and glared at her, but Harper was too busy drooling to notice. Something about her seemed familiar to Alex.
Harper turned to Alex, pointing at the on-screen vampire in confusion. “Aren’t his eyes supposed to be smoldering?” She said loudly.
“How should I know? I haven’t read the book!” Alex whispered back.
The woman in front turned and looked, holding her glare for a bit longer this time. Alex repressed a shudder. What was it about her?
Then three things happened simultaneously. Harper exclaimed about Edward’s latest glance, Alex tried to shut her up, and suddenly they were both sitting in the middle of a clearing in very mossy forest.
Harper looked around, not able to believe what she was seeing. “Where’d the movie screen go?”
“You had to go and piss off a wizard, didn’t you?” Alex used a glare on Harper that would have made Edward zoom his stunning undead ass back to Alaska.
“Umm...Alex?” Harper was staring at a spot beyond the trees. “What’s that?” She pointed. Something shifted in the murky green. Something that yelled "Danger!" in large, spiky letters and "sexy" in Victorian script undertones.
Alex groaned and prepared to transport them somewhere safer. “Next time just don’t talk during the movie, okay?”
Note: This is why I think going through managers for customer complaints is a GOOD thing :)