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Feb 22, 2011 10:10

Dear Everyone,

I am 9 months pregnant, how the hell do you think I feel?

Yes.  I'm getting close.  I'm aware of this.  I don't need you to remind me every time you see me.

Please stop looking surprised when I show up to class.

The baby isn't going to be born tomorrow.  Don't panic because I leaned forward to rest my head on my hands, I was trying to breathe and stretch my back out at the same time.

I look "ripe"???  WTF is that supposed to mean?

No we don't have a name yet, quit asking.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  (angry scream)

~Emma

tales of being knocked up, letters of annoyance

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