Up-Up-Up-UPDATE!
So today i checked the mail and i was just walking around in my pjs and i took the dog with me to give her a walk and then like out of no where this guy in dark black suit came up to me and he was like 7 feet talk. So he had a real deep voice and was like...."Hello little boy" Then he like threw off his trench coat and two little asian ninjas poped out from underneath and then i was like "NO WAY!" and they took out their swords and i whiped out my M-16 that i always keep near me and i shot them. Stupid ninja still using swords.
So then i get the mail and i look and its a bunch of college stuff and they are just colleges that are like "BLEHH COME TO US!!! WE WANT MONEY!!" but one was from Boston College. Not the Boston College in Boston but it was actually a secret leter from the Russians. But these are normal russians... they are the russians on MANNOR FARM! They had send a leter to my dog. I read it before i gave it to my dog and it was like "Comrade Zadie, it has been heard that you were harboring Snowball in your house, therefore unless you pay us 100,000 dollars, you will be killed. Long live Manor Farm and Comrade Napoleon, Yours truly, Comrade Squealer" and i was like W-T-F mate. So i gave it to my dog and then she like stood up on her legs and told me to go into the basement and wait and she took a piece of paper and a pen and started writing out a check. This was all new to me because i thought the dog was really dumb.
So i tell her im going out to taco bell and shes like "cool pick me up a chalupa" and im like "but your going to be crapping your brains out" and shes like..."ill use the toilet" and so obviously i wanted to see a dog crap in a toilet so i agreed and because i dont have a car i walked 40 miles to taco bell. When i got there they were like "Can i take your order" and i said "i dont know can you?" And they were like "Sir what do you want to eat" and im like "well i dont know why dont you tell me?" trying to be all punk and cool so this jerk would give me some food and hes like "ok your getting two tacos a chalupa and a large drink". I was pretty amazed cause thats actually what i was gonna get. so i paid and then when i opend my taco to eat it a little smurf hoped out and was like "SAY NO TO CRACK". i tried to eat him cause i thought he was part of the taco but he bit me and ran away. I sued taco bell and got 93371965891723641 dollars.
And my dog pooped in a toilet.
That was my day
Thank kalyani
So then i get the mail and i look and its a bunch of college stuff and they are just colleges that are like "BLEHH COME TO US!!! WE WANT MONEY!!" but one was from Boston College. Not the Boston College in Boston but it was actually a secret leter from the Russians. But these are normal russians... they are the russians on MANNOR FARM! They had send a leter to my dog. I read it before i gave it to my dog and it was like "Comrade Zadie, it has been heard that you were harboring Snowball in your house, therefore unless you pay us 100,000 dollars, you will be killed. Long live Manor Farm and Comrade Napoleon, Yours truly, Comrade Squealer" and i was like W-T-F mate. So i gave it to my dog and then she like stood up on her legs and told me to go into the basement and wait and she took a piece of paper and a pen and started writing out a check. This was all new to me because i thought the dog was really dumb.
So i tell her im going out to taco bell and shes like "cool pick me up a chalupa" and im like "but your going to be crapping your brains out" and shes like..."ill use the toilet" and so obviously i wanted to see a dog crap in a toilet so i agreed and because i dont have a car i walked 40 miles to taco bell. When i got there they were like "Can i take your order" and i said "i dont know can you?" And they were like "Sir what do you want to eat" and im like "well i dont know why dont you tell me?" trying to be all punk and cool so this jerk would give me some food and hes like "ok your getting two tacos a chalupa and a large drink". I was pretty amazed cause thats actually what i was gonna get. so i paid and then when i opend my taco to eat it a little smurf hoped out and was like "SAY NO TO CRACK". i tried to eat him cause i thought he was part of the taco but he bit me and ran away. I sued taco bell and got 93371965891723641 dollars.
And my dog pooped in a toilet.
That was my day
Thank kalyani