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Oh my fucking christ it's chistmas. So kids, better wrap your cock up tight and pray that the world doesn't implode before you get your Ipod from the parents.
Me, I moved to Manhattan. I'll be in Michigan again in March, I have a real shitty job cooking at this place, I'e been drinking since... November somethingth, I freelance write for this hiphop magazine out of Miami, It's finally snowing, I have the possibility of a new job managing this other resteraunt along with my friend Andrea.
what else?
All the girls I've met are lesbians, all the guys I've met are gay.
that's an exageration, but its the jist of the getting laid scene, which is nonexistent currently.
oh,. I was mollested in the men's room of a bar last week.
this guy was like, "I lof you, you are a beautiful boy. We must do coke with this boy." he says to his boy friend. I'm like sure I'll do free coke. then in the bathroom he goes, " so you come home with us, you sleep with us." and I go no, and he gets pissy but his boyfriend understands and we start just talking about the fucked up day I had, which was spent in a Old English induced black out. And to myself I think, "hey what the hells going on down there?" and the dude is starting to undo my buttoned fly.
So I go Hey It's about time we all leave this bathroom.
and we did.
and it was an odd night that I wish I could talk more about but this bitch is hassling me to use the computer, as I am at a public library.
OH Shit, you need to check out Vitamin Water!
It's the only thing that keeps me alive, kickin, and funky.
I'll write more later.
Peace to the funks and the crunks,
derrick
Me, I moved to Manhattan. I'll be in Michigan again in March, I have a real shitty job cooking at this place, I'e been drinking since... November somethingth, I freelance write for this hiphop magazine out of Miami, It's finally snowing, I have the possibility of a new job managing this other resteraunt along with my friend Andrea.
what else?
All the girls I've met are lesbians, all the guys I've met are gay.
that's an exageration, but its the jist of the getting laid scene, which is nonexistent currently.
oh,. I was mollested in the men's room of a bar last week.
this guy was like, "I lof you, you are a beautiful boy. We must do coke with this boy." he says to his boy friend. I'm like sure I'll do free coke. then in the bathroom he goes, " so you come home with us, you sleep with us." and I go no, and he gets pissy but his boyfriend understands and we start just talking about the fucked up day I had, which was spent in a Old English induced black out. And to myself I think, "hey what the hells going on down there?" and the dude is starting to undo my buttoned fly.
So I go Hey It's about time we all leave this bathroom.
and we did.
and it was an odd night that I wish I could talk more about but this bitch is hassling me to use the computer, as I am at a public library.
OH Shit, you need to check out Vitamin Water!
It's the only thing that keeps me alive, kickin, and funky.
I'll write more later.
Peace to the funks and the crunks,
derrick