Don't make me DoT your ass

[bitterherlock]

[This is... not Stormwind. That much is obvious to the woman in brown robes standing half-way down the stairs. And from the downright unpleasant look on her face, she is NOT happy with this turn of events. She's not moving from this spot until someone teleports her back or explains what's going on or... hell, anything else. Instead, she'll be standing here, glaring at you all.]

All right. You have five seconds. Starting now.

One.

[Ho shit, son, better assemble the welcoming committee. Mireli's not kidding around.]