Over the past two weeks, I've discovered that, most of the time, the best way to deal with my hunger is to ignore it. Unf. Also, my head hurts and Firefox is being unafuckingcountably slow.
More later -- I'm still almost literally neck-deep in work. Work which I have not yet been paid for and, if past experience is any indication, might not be paid for for weeks. This does not make me happy, but interestingly enough it is only one thing on a long list of things that are making me happy. Again, more on that later. Hope y'all are having a good Friday so far.
ETA: OH MY GOD. The girls on the other side of the cubicle are, apropos of absolutely nothing, talking about why Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey broke up, the reasons, the psychological motivation behind it, who cheated on who first, whether Jessica cheated with some guy from Maroon 5 or whether Nick was just jealous and couldn't handle it because Jessica's career was doing better than his. Apparently he's released some song called "I Can't Hate You Any More" and the girls discussed for at least two minutes whether he really was serious and apologetic or not. They disagreed, cattily. One said she didn't think Jessica had cheated; even though we apparently have photos of her in the arms of the Maroon 5 guy, "I just don't think she would do that kind of thing," and seriously, I just want to stand up and shout "WHO FUCKING CARES. I HAVE WORK TO DO. WILL YOU PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT THE HELL UP."
I didn't though. I will take deep breaths and keep reminding myself that this is, in fact, the last day of their internships, and the next few weeks will be blissfully silent, or else I will kill.