It's three in the morning. Did you expect something less ridiculous?

[worthyopponent]

GO SHOWER IF YOU’RE DIRTY

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[wheresmytower]

Orgy, Whitney, and shower are three things which are just meant to be in close proximity. *nods*

NO BETTER TIME, WIFEST. Heeeeeee.

Also, hii. *shakes wet hair atchoo*

[worthyopponent]

hiiiii omg. *shimmies*

[wheresmytower]

Oooohhh....

*blinks* WOT? You're wearing a pretty shirt!

[worthyopponent]

heeeeeeee.

*facemash*

[wheresmytower]

We should have pictures, like yon Canadian models.

[worthyopponent]

tooootally.

[wheresmytower]

Heee. Also, shirts saying, "_mcee/d_v_8 groupie"

[worthyopponent]

yes omg.

"I stalk Canadian lesbians in my spare time."

[wheresmytower]

...That's your spare time? I stalk Canadians as a way of keeping in touch with my patriarchial heritage. Is very serious work. *nods with straight face*

[worthyopponent]

heee. true. most serious. *serious icon*

[wheresmytower]

Know wot else is serious? Having termites in your smile. Is lyric to You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch. Have evidently not really listened to actual lyrics before. Is v. interesting.