The MAJORITY of these seem to be about Kelly Osborne
So, this is a meme from Casey's journal. You type "YOUR FIRST NAME looks like" into goolge and see what you get. Of course, there is the omnipresent problem for me, that over the last 30 years, the name Kelly has gone from a mostly male to an almost exclusively female name in the American public consciousness. Still, a tremendous number of bizarre results. Here is the first page, with only one entry deleted for banality:
"Kelly looks like she's entering a war zone with that bowl-shaped helmet of hair"
"Kelly looks like a CORPSE!"
"Kelly looks like a cross between Elvira and a saloon girl from the 1800's,"
"KELLY LOOKS LIKE KATHIE LEE II"
"kelly looks like james brown"
"Kelly looks like she has a penis"
"kelly looks like a fat hooker sings like a cat in heat"
"omg, kelly looks like a clown in that picture"
"Kelly looks like balls"
And some gems from the next page:
"Kelly looks like Little Lord Fauntleroy"
"Kelly looks like he could be the older brother of French rappeur Dadane!"
"Kelly, looks like you’ll sit out for this round of Final Jeopardy."
"Kelly looks like she's entering a war zone with that bowl-shaped helmet of hair"
"Kelly looks like a CORPSE!"
"Kelly looks like a cross between Elvira and a saloon girl from the 1800's,"
"KELLY LOOKS LIKE KATHIE LEE II"
"kelly looks like james brown"
"Kelly looks like she has a penis"
"kelly looks like a fat hooker sings like a cat in heat"
"omg, kelly looks like a clown in that picture"
"Kelly looks like balls"
And some gems from the next page:
"Kelly looks like Little Lord Fauntleroy"
"Kelly looks like he could be the older brother of French rappeur Dadane!"
"Kelly, looks like you’ll sit out for this round of Final Jeopardy."