Red Sticker of DOOM
First to explain so you understand the story to follow- all DOD vehicle decals are color coded: Officer's are blue, enlisted are red, and green, white, and black for other (civilian) jobs.
I have a theory - that with few exceptions, the majority of girls you see in Lawton just don't add up to the ASU standard that I became occustomed to over the previous 4 years. The few that are generally fall into are either: married to a major, not from oklahoma, or enlisted. And generally, if they aren't from Oklahoma, they are only here for one of the other two reasons.
I cite the following example of proof of my theory:
So I am driving back home tonight, and when making a left turn I notice that the girl in the car next to me appears to be rather attractive. She pulls ahead of me, and so natuarally, I have to check her out again, so I give it a little gas and pull up next to her - and bam (no, I didn't hit it with the spice weasel) red decal. So, she is either married to a soldier, or she is a soldier.
A tad anti-climatic I know, but I illustrates my point.
Additionally, you have to watch out for those girls who want that ticket out of Oklahoma - and a group of guys all with the same haircut kind of gives you away.
Not that I am really shopping here, really I'm just shallow and like to see a little eye candy now and again.
I have a theory - that with few exceptions, the majority of girls you see in Lawton just don't add up to the ASU standard that I became occustomed to over the previous 4 years. The few that are generally fall into are either: married to a major, not from oklahoma, or enlisted. And generally, if they aren't from Oklahoma, they are only here for one of the other two reasons.
I cite the following example of proof of my theory:
So I am driving back home tonight, and when making a left turn I notice that the girl in the car next to me appears to be rather attractive. She pulls ahead of me, and so natuarally, I have to check her out again, so I give it a little gas and pull up next to her - and bam (no, I didn't hit it with the spice weasel) red decal. So, she is either married to a soldier, or she is a soldier.
A tad anti-climatic I know, but I illustrates my point.
Additionally, you have to watch out for those girls who want that ticket out of Oklahoma - and a group of guys all with the same haircut kind of gives you away.
Not that I am really shopping here, really I'm just shallow and like to see a little eye candy now and again.