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022 - SUPER LATE ZOMBIE POST THIS IS FOR THE TEEN ZOMBIE SLAYERS I GUESS

Sep 21, 2011 17:48

[Action:] [Oh hey yeah zombies. Good thing Hiccup's got weapons and stuff. So he's generally around town fending off zombies ( Read more... )

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jaws5sonofjaws September 22 2011, 03:02:02 UTC

Funny, I hate zombies, but I love bashing the shit outta them!

[Mart'll just add onto that conversation while using a lamp-post to bludgeon any nearby undead.]

worstvikingever September 22 2011, 03:18:47 UTC

[HEY WATCH WHERE YOU SWING THAT THING]

Whoa! Careful!

[Dodging lamppost action as well as hitting zombies in the head with axes is difficult business especially with one leg but HICCUP DOES IT WOO]

jaws5sonofjaws September 22 2011, 03:27:04 UTC

Sorry bro, I was caught in the moment.

Sweet axe tho.

Eh, I think I'll switch to a more hands-on approach.

[Mart drops the post and punches a zombie's head

off

and flying.]

worstvikingever September 22 2011, 03:35:48 UTC

[this is like watching his dad take on dragons all over again

sheesh

oh well he has an axe better use it]

Uh... thanks.

jaws5sonofjaws September 22 2011, 03:38:53 UTC

No problem.

Say, I don't suppose you got any spare weapons I could borrow? I don't wanna get my hands too dirty.

worstvikingever September 22 2011, 03:52:02 UTC

[Hiccup nods and takes the sword hanging off his belt and hands it over to Mart. It's not a very long or heavy sword, but it's well made and will stand up to a lot of use knocking zombie heads around.]

Sure. Take this one.

jaws5sonofjaws September 22 2011, 04:10:54 UTC

Finally!

My own sword!

[Mart takes a vertical swing at a zombie, and coupled with his superhuman strength... halves it.]

Oh! If only I was taping this!

worstvikingever September 22 2011, 04:15:51 UTC

...uh. Taping?

[He's not familiar with that phrase.]

jaws5sonofjaws September 22 2011, 05:58:59 UTC

Y'know.

Putting it on video.

Where've I seen you before any-

[Mart takes a closer look at hiccup and remembers.]

You tried to kill me at the malt shop!

worstvikingever September 22 2011, 06:04:46 UTC

[Oh... oh yeah... he was wondering why this guy looked familiar...]

Oh gods I'm so sorry... I was droned, I swear.

[augh zombie. back, back foul beast.]

jaws5sonofjaws September 22 2011, 06:10:00 UTC

Yeah... you weren't the only one. Though I did also bash your legs in and smash a glass in your face, so I guess we're even.

[Mart'll jump up to the zombie stalking Hiccup... and rip it's head off

then punt it.]

worstvikingever September 22 2011, 06:50:54 UTC

[Hiccup flinches but recovers quickly and buries his axe in another zombie's head, destroying the brain.]

Uh... yeah, I guess. Thanks.

jaws5sonofjaws September 22 2011, 07:00:52 UTC

No problem.

But hell, there just seems to be no end to these bastards.

[Mart'll swing the sword at any other oncoming zombies, aiming for the heads.]

worstvikingever September 22 2011, 07:08:59 UTC

It seems like all the drones got infected... so crazy.

jaws5sonofjaws September 23 2011, 03:45:26 UTC

Makes sense, those poor mindless sons of bitches can't even think for themselves!

[Mart swipes the legs off one zombie and then smashes it's head in.]

I don't suppose ya got a flamethrower or soemthin'?

worstvikingever September 23 2011, 05:45:12 UTC

No, I don't. Never really thought to make one, either.

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