022 - SUPER LATE ZOMBIE POST THIS IS FOR THE TEEN ZOMBIE SLAYERS I GUESS

[worstvikingever]

[Action:] [Oh hey yeah zombies. Good thing Hiccup's got weapons and stuff. So he's generally around town fending off zombies

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[doudemoe]

[Minato has the highest score. HAHAHA OK no he isn't. Zombies are a new thing for Minato to deal with. Thank Odin they're very easy.]

How many are there left?

[worstvikingever]

[Oh hi Minato. Hiccup looks around.]

Uh... a lot? I dunno, it looks like all the drones are like this. And there's a lot of drones.

[doudemoe]

Figures. If Fuuka were around, we'd know.

[slices another zombie head, trying to ignore how human his targets are]

[worstvikingever]

...who?

[Yeah, no clue who that is. He is also trying very hard not to think about all this murder.]

[doudemoe]

A friend back home.

[He touches the headphones hanging on his neck.]

She specialized in analyzing our enemies.

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup nods and yelps, because that zombie caught him by surprise. Die, zombie, die.]

[doudemoe]

[And there seems to be more coming.

Guess it's time to pull out the Evoker again.]

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup has never seen the crazy Persona stuff at work so if he does that shoot-yourself-in-the-head thing he's probably going to flip out a little.

For now, he's just going to concentrate on burying the axe into zombie heads since you gotta destroy the brain, right? Yeah. Good thing this axe is sharp oh gods this is so disgusting.]

[doudemoe]

[Minato will never feel totally comfortable summoning around non-Persona users. But in a situation like this, it's either do or die.

After doing the aforementioned shooting, Scathach appears and freezes a large oncoming group of zombies, immobilizing them.]

[worstvikingever]

[DID HE JUST SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD

OH GODS HE JUST SHOT HIMSELF IN THE...

wait.

wait what.

oh gods zombies

That is Hiccup's thought process.]

What the Hel was that?

[doudemoe]

[This has become a typical reaction. It could almost turn into a drinking game.]

An Evoker. It helps me summon. But we have more pressing matters right now.

[Like smashing all these frozen zombies.]

[worstvikingever]

Weirdest... okay yeah. Right. More important things. [SMASH FROZEN ZOMBIES YES THIS IS THE WEIRDEST DAY.]

[doudemoe]

[MINATO SMASH

he hopes Mitsuru-senpai would be proud. Because he could see her pulling something like this.]

[worstvikingever]

[SMASH EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE okay great what now.]

[doudemoe]

[Okay, they're done smashing pumpkins what pumpkins. Check out all them zombie parts.]

I think we're clear for now.

[worstvikingever]

[So groooooooss]

Seems like.

Should we move on, or...