007 - Phone

[worstvikingever]

[He sounds nervous, as usual, but it's not as nervous as he's been in the past. Like when the angels were around, for instance. He's just... a little worried.]So hey, the new highway that... apparently just popped up. People have been checking it out, right? I wanted to go too but Klaus... uh. Wouldn't let me

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[eldest_hatter]

There isn't much to see, I'm afraid.

[worstvikingever]

Yeah, someone mentioned a diner, and that none of the exits work, but not much else. But apparently there's bears in the woods. Psychic bears.

[eldest_hatter]

Psychic....bears?

[worstvikingever]

I have no idea. Probably just some bear they ran into and upset or something. I doubt it was actually psychic.

[He clearly gets a kick out of the story though.]

[eldest_hatter]

I wouldn't be completely surprised if it was true, but it seems very odd indeed. I wonder if I should go out and explore some more...

[worstvikingever]

Might not be a bad idea, but you should be careful. I mean, even if the bears aren't actually psychic, couldn't hurt to, I dunno, watch your step.

[eldest_hatter]

Of course. Unless the bears can fly, I think I will be quite safe.

[worstvikingever]

Fly? [He suddenly gets very excited.] Can you fly?

[eldest_hatter]

Well, my broom can fly and I ride on it.

[worstvikingever]

[sjfksjdfklsjfs so excited.] That's awesome, I... [Oh wait.] It's really cool.

[eldest_hatter]

[She laughs a little.]

Are in interested in flight?

[worstvikingever]

Well I ride a dragon back home, so. He was here for a little while, but...

...he's gone now.

[eldest_hatter]

A dragon? Really?

...I'm sorry to hear you had to part.

[worstvikingever]

Yeah.

Me too, but... hey. Means he's home now, right?

[eldest_hatter]

Yes. I am sure that's where he and all the other people who have left this place have gone.

[worstvikingever]

Right. So that's good, then. It's for the best.