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[worstsongever]

So this is what you guys warned me about, huh. [Someone seems kind of put out. And maybe a tiny bit shaken. And bruised, but she's ignoring that. She's got a guitar in her lap, but she's just holding it there, not playing.]

I don't get how you can just - shoot someone and--

No, sorry, we don't need more of that. [She leans forward and fiddles at

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[victimofnoone]

[Have a video of Hayley totally not in her own room, though it's hard to tell that it's actually Crane's room unless you know what it looks like.]

I know what you mean, about missing Starbucks. The coffee here just isn't the same.

Oh, and yeah, we get new people pretty much every month, but we also lose people a lot. I think the Barge might expand to fit them too? We used to only have like, six floors or something and fifteen rooms per floor. It hasn't gotten any larger for a really long time, though, so I don't know if it will ever grow again.

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[worstsongever]

[Yeah Olive has no idea. She doesn't even know it isn't Hayley's room.]

I know, right? Starbucks has poisoned us against all else.

...It seriously, just - poof, one day it had a few extra levels?

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[victimofnoone]

Yeah, I kind of liked some of the local places better for the espresso drinks? But Starbucks coffee was by far the best. It's totally unfair.

Pretty much. We didn't used to have a spa, lab, or CES either -- although most of those got petitioned for by the wardens, I think. And I heard that there used to be no illness after you died, that you would just come back. Maybe people were dying too much.

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[worstsongever]

I know. There was this one place near my school that used to be really indie, an old school coffee, and it had an awesome atmosphere - but everything tasted like chalk. So when Starbucks moved in down the street, that's where we all headed. They must be making a killing on us.

God, that's crazy. It's like the best construction team you could ever have, without the early morning wake up calls.

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[victimofnoone]

We should try to find one in the next port..

Right? It's totally amazing. There's no announcement or anything either, so for all we know, there's new rooms we haven't even found yet.

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[worstsongever]

I would be all over that. Let's do it.

...And now I'm thinking we need to go on a barge safari.

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[victimofnoone]

Cool.

Oh my god we totally should.

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[worstsongever]

Do you think if I ask for some safari hats and giant nets, the Admiral would hook us up?

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[victimofnoone]

Maybe! I'm so not wearing a safari hat, though. What about one of those vests?

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[worstsongever]

Come on, if we're gonna wear the vests, we have to wear the hats.

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[victimofnoone]

The hats are ridiculous. What if someone I don't like sees me in that? I'm never living it down. That's really just not worth the risk for me.

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[worstsongever]

We could always play it off as them clearly not being cool enough to appreciate the hats, but...okay. I will settle for vests and giant nets.

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[victimofnoone]

Alright. You ask the Admiral and let me know.

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[worstsongever]

On it.