scandal.

[worstpiesever]

Ugh - I feel absolutely vile! Unwanted advances aplenty. Where's Mr. T when I need 'im? Prob'ly skulkin' about his room, 'avin' a bit of bloodplay all by himself. Useless thing.

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[hungryasalways]

So I've decided that I like really tall men dressed in blue that talk funny.

You should be protected, ma'am! You're too pretty to not have someone round!

[worstpiesever]

Aww! Well - congratulations to you, deary. I'm happy for you.

Oh - but I do 'ave someone around. 'e jus' doesn't realize it yet.

[hungryasalways]

Of course I'll probably be locked up.

Well you should pop him in the head wif that rollin' pin of yours. Knock a bit 'o sense into him.

[worstpiesever]

...That's a good idea, love.

A very good idea.

[hungryasalways]

*smirks*

Glad to be of help, ma'am. Sometimes they need a good knockin'!

[worstpiesever]

In more ways than one.

[hungryasalways]

Indeed, ma'am. Perhaps a good crack to the head will do him right.

[haveasweetie]

So I've decided that I like really tall men dressed in blue that talk funny.

*Sigh* I was truly hoping you'd come to a better different conclusion than that...

[hungryasalways]

Sir, I kindly suggest you get out of my conversation wif tha lady.

[haveasweetie]

I'm your doctor; I've got tabs to keep.

[hungryasalways]

WOT?! When did you become my bloody doctor?!

[haveasweetie]

Since the discovery of your mental disorder.

[hungryasalways]

MY WOT?

[haveasweetie]

MENTAL. DISORDER. I have it written down right here.

[hungryasalways]

And wot exactly is my mental disorder, you bleeding toss?

[haveasweetie]

Sleeping with other men proves that you're clearly not right in the head.