scandal.

[worstpiesever]

Ugh - I feel absolutely vile! Unwanted advances aplenty. Where's Mr. T when I need 'im? Prob'ly skulkin' about his room, 'avin' a bit of bloodplay all by himself. Useless thing.

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[haveasweetie]

It sounds to me like Mr. Todd has a few sadistic tendencies of his own... Do I need to stop by for an observation?

[worstpiesever]

Oh no. I like 'im jus' the way 'e is, sir.

[haveasweetie]

Ah, yea, well. Perhaps I should, just to be on the safe side... Wouldn't want a madman slaughtering all of London, now would we?

[worstpiesever]

You shouldn't 'ave to worry about Mr. T, sir, I assure you.

*does some reassuring in the only way she knows best*

[haveasweetie]

I assure you ma'am, if you see me standing on your street corner scribbling notes, I'm not there to frighten you.