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⊗007 [Audio/English][Open Commentlog] Backdated to the fifth sometime

Nov 07, 2010 14:26

Hey. I lost a lighter. It's a Zippo, shark decal, and none of you assholes better be thinking about keeping it for yourself.

[Yes, he lost a bunch of clothes, too, but those are far less important. And he ought to at least... try to be a little nice.Look, it's important, okay? And I know a bunch of you don't like me all that much and would rather ( Read more... )

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Audio salamandher November 8 2010, 03:52:07 UTC

Or else what? You'll write angsty teenage poetry at us?

Audio worstone November 8 2010, 03:55:49 UTC

Jesus, do you have a problem with me, lady? I'm kind of going through something, alright? And I'm not sure it's exclusive to teenagers. Now you got something useful to say or what?

Audio salamandher November 8 2010, 04:28:58 UTC

Who isn't going through something right now?

You see anyone else making threats to get their crap back? Nope. Be a good little boy and maybe someone will hand it over.

Audio worstone November 8 2010, 04:34:14 UTC

So maybe my crap means more to me than other people. Would you feel better and stop being such a bitch if I tacked a "please" onto the end?

Audio salamandher November 8 2010, 04:51:33 UTC

I might.

Audio worstone November 8 2010, 04:57:55 UTC

[It's here that he edits his post.] Check it. You happy?

Audio salamandher November 8 2010, 05:15:06 UTC

Maybe.

If I thought it was sincere.

Audio worstone November 8 2010, 05:31:48 UTC

That's sincere! It's my sincere! It doesn't get much more sincere than that for me, alright?

Audio salamandher November 8 2010, 06:04:22 UTC

You're going to have to try harder.

Audio worstone November 8 2010, 06:09:45 UTC

And why's that? Is there a reason I should want to satisfy you?

Audio salamandher November 8 2010, 06:13:53 UTC

You already tried to once. Why shouldn't I think you wanted to keep trying?

Audio worstone November 8 2010, 06:21:26 UTC

Because I was trying to get you to quit insulting me, but it failed. So I might as well give up. I've got no reason to want you to like me. Got more important things to worry about. I don't even know who you are.

Audio salamandher November 8 2010, 06:44:33 UTC

Suit yourself. Have fun trying to find your little lighter.

Audio worstone November 8 2010, 16:53:53 UTC

I got it back. So there. [Yes. John did just say "so there." Like a five-year-old. He's a winner.]

Audio salamandher November 8 2010, 21:02:30 UTC

So there?

Are you serious?

Audio worstone November 8 2010, 21:36:19 UTC

Yeah, I'm serious! Point is, I got it back, I was in the right, you were wrong. Thus, we get to "so there."

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