Smile on me, oh employment gods...

[worstofmykind]

I am in serious need of some good vibes, specifically employment vibes. 
I've been offered a dream job; with the dream office, dream boss, dream lack of coworkers and dream paycheck. 
I want this job like burning. Now I just have to wait to find out if it can be mine.

-V-

Comments

[sarahsavant]

If they offered, doesn't that mean it's yours?

[worstofmykind]

You would think, but they offered then had me submit a resume to make sure I had the necessary skills.
If I have the skillz, then the job is mine.

[amdayen]

I'll send good luck vibes your way. Because you know Mormons, they have those magical powers.

Oh, wait, no. Just the panties.

Anyway! I'll keep my fingers crossed for you! X3

[serisun]

hmm... good employment vibes...

I'll work on doing some kind a crazy dance to bring good job vibes your way. I'm pretty sure the crazier it is the better the vibes that will be produced and sent.

I'm gonna do that now.

[worstofmykind]

It would help if you wore the Magic Mormon Panties while you do it...

[serisun]

Sadly I don't have any of those.

And I don't think they would work for Non-Mormons.