Jul 13, 2005 13:16
aargh. dar's a mighty long entry ahayd maties.
hello children of the gophur. today i'm starting work at cold stone in rye, so ya'll should come visit me after 4 until 6 or 7 or 8 or something. and give me tips so i can sing you a grand ol cold stone song. the whole process of getting the job was such bull shit. i had to watch 2 hours of dvd's about the history of cold stone, so if when you're getting your ice cream, and decide that you couldn't possibly eat it without knowing who founded it, and where the first scoop was served and when, than i could tell you cause of those fucking training movies. it was founded in tempe, az by don and sue sutherland in 1988, and headquarters is currently located in scottsdale, az. what? you didn't care? you just wanted your ice cream? oh. it's so dumb, so give me and alice tips or i will find a way to swim through your ovaries and urethras and steal all of your eggs and sperm, and i will eat them all. soooo-i will have eaten you children before they even had a chance to be conceived. what was i talking about again? -oh yeah-so give us some fucking tips. ummmmmmmm...ok. thats all. oh wait-my ipod can put pictures next to song titles and such, so if ya'll burn me a cd, than ill put a picture of you next to the songs on it, and than you can be cool like sam and savi. YEAH! so after reading over this entry, and remembering the previous one, i've decided that i'm losing my touch, and that i'm very close to becoming one of those people who just write that they're excited to do some anonymous thing in the future. if you thik this is true, please call me and snap me out of it. look back at my first like, 10 entires, and remember the good times i had. oh yeah-those were good ones.
one more pointless thing-this is my 21st entry, so that means that i now officially have TWO pages of entries. this is a big day for me and journal (who will hence forth be known as...hmmm...sadie.) sadie and i should celebrate are 21-aversairy.