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hello younglings, it has come to my attention that there are certain people who read livejournals, though they do not have one, plan to get one, nor leave anonymous comments of any sort on the journals they read, nor admit to many people they they do this. it has come to my attention that these people are known as "lurkers." i know i had one at one point (hmmm carly defeis) but that one has since changed her evil ways and gotten a lj llama tresmainekretnz(ha-now people now). and now to my point. i would like any "lurkers" to step forth, and leave an anonymous comment of any sort, and perhaps a clue as to who you are. hopefully, i had more than just carly lurking, otherwise, i'm going to look foolish. hmmmm...samuel bennett, abigail jane, savannah dean, and any other garish undead beings i know: if in three(with the r rolled to sound like thuh-rrrrrrree) days time, i have no comments from said lurkers, perhaps ya'll could post anonymous comments as a person you find lurkish to make it seem as though i am correct in thinking that people actually take the time to read this load of diarrhea juice. mmmmmyes. well than. wasn't this a fun experience. i suppose i should say goodbye now, but i need to say it in a fancy way cause my mind is thinking in a very arrogant english accent from when i said my friends full first and middle names. i suppose i shall say it like this, ahem-lick my shoe you insignificant pile of malarky, before i have the swine released on you. yes, well, that wasn't quite a goodbye statement, but it should suffice-