HA
Okay, so I translated into ebonics.
http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
I originally wrote this:
Okay, well I was really bored. So here is what happened. I got hair highlighting stuff and dyed my hair this morning. Lots of people notcied. Ha. I think I had dye all over me, than in my hair.
Translated into this:
Okay, well I wuz really mastabatin. So here iz what happened. I got fro highlighting sheeit an' dyed muh ma fuckin fro dis here morning. Lots o' peeps notcied. Ha. I th'o't I had dye all over me, than in muh ma fuckin fro. ya'll is mad stupid.
IT CRACKS ME UP
http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
I originally wrote this:
Okay, well I was really bored. So here is what happened. I got hair highlighting stuff and dyed my hair this morning. Lots of people notcied. Ha. I think I had dye all over me, than in my hair.
Translated into this:
Okay, well I wuz really mastabatin. So here iz what happened. I got fro highlighting sheeit an' dyed muh ma fuckin fro dis here morning. Lots o' peeps notcied. Ha. I th'o't I had dye all over me, than in muh ma fuckin fro. ya'll is mad stupid.
IT CRACKS ME UP