1st bushel | Fuck you and the horse you dragged me here with

[worst_apple]

[Snorting loudly, the Porter of Mugenkan awakens...

SHE IS DISPLEASED. This is not the apple tree she fell asleep on the clock under.

This phone thing looks good to scream at. She's already yelled at everything else in the house.]

Yuuka? Mistress Yuuka? YUUKA-SAMA?