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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I put money in hazmat16380's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Sunday I broke jestergod's X-Box (-12 points). Last Friday I pulled snowrabbit's hair (-5 points). Last Wednesday I turned invisiblecutie in for littering (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
worshipgr8pygmy