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Sep 15, 2007 23:32

Lionel Lovegood stole my girlfriend :(

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is_a_god September 15 2007, 23:04:35 UTC

...he did WHAT?

wormtailiscool September 15 2007, 23:07:43 UTC

He stole Sally-Anne from me though it doesn't matter since I'm obviously in love with you anyway.

is_a_god September 15 2007, 23:08:37 UTC

UM.

WHY?

wormtailiscool September 15 2007, 23:10:41 UTC

Because I'm a loser.

is_a_god September 15 2007, 23:11:45 UTC

Right, sure you are. WHAT HAPPENED?

wormtailiscool September 15 2007, 23:21:41 UTC

Lionel kissed her!

is_a_god September 15 2007, 23:22:18 UTC

...Um. She's not even that pretty.

And she's scary.

Why would he do that?

wormtailiscool September 15 2007, 23:24:57 UTC

She's very pretty. But not as pretty as you. And yes I know she's scary but she was a girl and liked me! ME!

Ask the loony that question!

is_a_god September 15 2007, 23:41:07 UTC

Not really. She kind of looks like a mouse. ...Oh. That would make a little bit of sense, actually.

Uh huh. I got that.

I don't talk to Loony. He'll probably try to hit on me if I do.

wormtailiscool September 15 2007, 23:46:54 UTC

She was my little mousey wousey.

I'm so upset, James! Feel free to take advantage of me in this state.

sally_puff September 15 2007, 23:48:04 UTC

It's been a while since you've said that nickname.

wormtailiscool September 16 2007, 00:19:04 UTC

Maybe Lovegood can call you it from now on?

sally_puff September 16 2007, 02:18:09 UTC

...Right. Maybe he will.

is_a_god September 15 2007, 23:48:39 UTC

...Ugh.

Of course you are. Have a drink?

wormtailiscool September 16 2007, 00:18:37 UTC

I'll have you.

...I mean. I mean I'll have a drink, thanks.

is_a_god September 16 2007, 02:20:13 UTC

...What, now?

Here. I have some Firewhiskey under my bed.

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