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[wormikins]

RIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU TOSSERS DECIDED TO MAKE THIS THING HAVE A TASTE FOR MY DOILIES?!

I BET IT WAS YOU, SIRIUS YOU... YOU... PONCE!

ANYWAY. JUST MANAGED TO FIND THIS THING AND IT IS STAYING CHAINED TO MY BED, WELL AWAY FROM MY DOILIES.

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[istuffmypants]

Why is it that everyone points their finger at me when their books go mental?

I doubt chaining it to your bed will keep your doilies safe, seeing as you sleep with them. DON'T TRY TO DENY IT. I'VE SEEN YOU.

[wormikins]

Because you have permanently look like you're being up to no good. Also. WE KNOW YOU.

Fine, I'll chain it to your bed. Maybe it will chew up those knickers you keep under your pillow. That's be a good thing, I don't think they've been washed.

[istuffmypants]

I do not!! I am the very picture of a perfect little angel. SEE THIS HALO? SEE IT? YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.

Would you really be so cruel as to rob me of my one treasured keepsake from your mother's wardrobe? You have no soul, Wormtail.

[moopylunin]

Sirius I hate to break it to you but that isn't a halo, it's your underwear.

At least I hope it's yours

[wormikins]

I would say they weren't because they're red and frilly, but you know, this is Sirius we're talking about. I don't want to think what goes on under his trousers.

[moopylunin]

Normal men were not meant to know. They really weren't, Sirius, alright?

[istuffmypants]

Does that mean I have to take them off?

[moopylunin]

... That sort of depends.

[istuffmypants]

On what?!

[moopylunin]

Nothing! Nothing. Forget I said it.

[istuffmypants]

Come on! I want to know! What were you going to say?

[moopylunin]

No, I've forgotten now.

[istuffmypants]

You haven't! You're just being difficult.

[moopylunin]

I really have! Memory like a sieve, you know. Good lord is that the time?

[istuffmypants]

Twat.

[istuffmypants]

It...might have been a halo. God works in mysterious ways.