oh yeah
last night i was downtown waiting for a ride and some trashy lady rolled up in an SUV and said, "wih oahsdf eoeirj?" and I said, "Wha?" and she said, "he wants to know, are you faijdflije?" i walked up to the car. the lady said, "he wants to know - are you free?" there was an old man in the passenger seat. he asked, "are you working?!?" and i said, "no," and walked off.