dedicated to Arceri:
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand carnival traffic you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Bruces made up of uglies with help from Sailing Hoes.
The conspiracy first started during International Tons of Acid Ago in the park. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including War of Northern Agression.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by stinking.
They want to punching hard my dad and imprison resisters in Dallas using pancakes.
In order to prepare for this, we all must slamming it DOWN. Since the media is controlled by Jay's Small People we should get our information from Hitlers.
see:
http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.htmlalso:
http://www.cuteoverload.com/ my favorites are: "obvy" "We have yet to post a monkey" and "Check out the Fluffitude scale-he's off the charts." (last one from May archives. which, yes, of course i did.)
thanks to HUH.