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I finally got that silver paint in the mail that those guys in San Francisco use to pose as robots and gather money from tourists. So I geared up, and pretended to be a robot with a large silver sword. Anyway, I would stand on a street completely still while adopting a threatening posture, and when a bunch of tourists would gather around me to wonder why I was not moving, I'd slay them all at once and switch spots. I got too many of them to give you guys a decent body count though, sorry. Besides, I was so tired that I began getting confused about things like whether people I've cut in half should each count as two bodies since technically one would have to make two trips to clean each one of them up off the streets...