Murder on the streets.
I was walking the streets tonight, and saw a couple making out on a bench. I walked up to them and slit their throats with a knife. The second one tried to run but I was much too fast for her.
I kept walking, and then I saw a bum passed out in a corner. So I dragged him over to the road, but he woke up, so I smashed him in the head until he passed out again. I then left him to get killed by traffic. Let someone else get blamed for a change.
Oh, and I almost forgot. Just before I got home, I was crawling roofs and pushed a tourist off the edge. He had a photo camera with him, but it shattered upon impact so I will not be able to develop the pictures. They probably sucked anyway.
I kept walking, and then I saw a bum passed out in a corner. So I dragged him over to the road, but he woke up, so I smashed him in the head until he passed out again. I then left him to get killed by traffic. Let someone else get blamed for a change.
Oh, and I almost forgot. Just before I got home, I was crawling roofs and pushed a tourist off the edge. He had a photo camera with him, but it shattered upon impact so I will not be able to develop the pictures. They probably sucked anyway.