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Oct 28, 2007 12:57

Contrary to popular opinion, my prolonged lack of online presence is not explained by me being detained.  Rather, I had traveled to a part of the world that completely lacked Internet access, and I proceeded to annihilate the entire population in that region as I firmly believe that anyone who cannot get online does not deserve to live.

Of course, I also firmly believe that nobody deserves to live.

They were very easy to kill as they had no valuable counter-killing resources such as wikipedia or google.  For example, they would often die from merely being shot in the leg as they could not gain access to proper amputation procedures.  Watching my victims writhing in pain, dying slowly during the sunset over a nice single-malt scotch is always quite a pleasure to my senses. 
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