What Ch'all Know 'Bout My BERFDEH (birthday)?!?!?!
Oh yes. This is a very special day. This day... 27 years ago...on a hot saturday night in the sleepy college town of Hattiesburg, Mississippi, after 9 months of hard work and 23 hours of sheer labor...greatness occured at 11:25 p.m....
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
He was given life!!!
(SUPER DRAMATIC MUSIC!!!)
His father, who would later proved to be a trifling ass negro...decided to lift his new baby boy up to the sky, (like he was on "Roots" and I was Kunta Kinte or something) and proclaim to the heavens the blessings they bestowed on him.
(SUPER FANTASTICAL DRAMATIC MUSIC!!!!!)
Now worship me! Soul Clap In MY HONOR!!! Thank the heavens that I was born...do it now!!! ( I accept $1 and $5 for the "Make It Rain On Some Strippers" Fund...)
I love you all....and loves me some me as well...
J.C.