The More Things Change...(Random Thoughts By a Black Guy)
As I sit here at my computer desk resting from the super fall cleaning I just did. (Dusting, rotating sheets/comforters, washing clothes, detailing bathroom, rearranging beds and furniture, vacuuminng, etc...etc..), I wonder if I really changed all that much as people say. I mean, am I really that different? I guess to some people I am... I just feel like a neverending boring repetitiveness of blah.
1. Dudes from Africa need to stop e-mailing me. Well not every dude... just one in particular. His e-mail addy is noonil2003@yahoo.com . Why am I putting his shit on blast? Because this absent minded motherfucker won't leave me the hell alone. I already told him to fuck off and I wished death and destruction to him and his homies, yet and still he keeps IMing and e-mailing me, professing his undying love for me. And if he is reading this, (which I sure he is, cuz he is a psycho stalker), I hope that his penis gets a rare disease and his dick falls off and gets eaten by ants and a venomous snake. :)
2.I need to lose some weight. I've been trying this diet and walking. It is not working fast enough. But I have notice my booty muscles are a lot firmer. A Soul Clap for that. By the way, why when I mention diet, the chasers all get salty? I mean come on, get real. I know I am super sexy fantabulistically wonderific and all the way I am, but I will be even greatly super sexy extraunbelievably insurmountabilistically awesomerific, 100 pounds lighter.
3. Looks like I will miss the fair again this year, unless I pull something out Sunday. *EMO CRY* I wanted some Fried Clog Artery Goodness!!!!!
4. Most black people are "bilingual". We can use regular proper English(a.k.a. "JOB INTERVIEW TALK") anytime we want to. Then we can go "street" when we are comfortable. Therefore, if I am talking proper around you, chances are, I am not comfortable around you. Chew on them candy yams a bit.
5. When will somebody cute and sexy, holla at a big boy? I mean, I want to cuddle. (and other things)hehe. LIke Tevin Campbell says... "I'm REAAAAAAAAADY!!"
1. Dudes from Africa need to stop e-mailing me. Well not every dude... just one in particular. His e-mail addy is noonil2003@yahoo.com . Why am I putting his shit on blast? Because this absent minded motherfucker won't leave me the hell alone. I already told him to fuck off and I wished death and destruction to him and his homies, yet and still he keeps IMing and e-mailing me, professing his undying love for me. And if he is reading this, (which I sure he is, cuz he is a psycho stalker), I hope that his penis gets a rare disease and his dick falls off and gets eaten by ants and a venomous snake. :)
2.I need to lose some weight. I've been trying this diet and walking. It is not working fast enough. But I have notice my booty muscles are a lot firmer. A Soul Clap for that. By the way, why when I mention diet, the chasers all get salty? I mean come on, get real. I know I am super sexy fantabulistically wonderific and all the way I am, but I will be even greatly super sexy extraunbelievably insurmountabilistically awesomerific, 100 pounds lighter.
3. Looks like I will miss the fair again this year, unless I pull something out Sunday. *EMO CRY* I wanted some Fried Clog Artery Goodness!!!!!
4. Most black people are "bilingual". We can use regular proper English(a.k.a. "JOB INTERVIEW TALK") anytime we want to. Then we can go "street" when we are comfortable. Therefore, if I am talking proper around you, chances are, I am not comfortable around you. Chew on them candy yams a bit.
5. When will somebody cute and sexy, holla at a big boy? I mean, I want to cuddle. (and other things)hehe. LIke Tevin Campbell says... "I'm REAAAAAAAAADY!!"