jendotcom's party of 5 things
1. being a jerk
Basically I'm a jerk all of the time. I don't really remember how to not be a jerk so it's my default setting. Sometimes I'll have a flashback and do the dishes or something but that happens maybe once a year. Growing up I was always shy and quiet and the nice guy until I got really sick of being a doormat and decided to be a jerk forever more.
The only person I'm nice to is Mama. And I don't mean my Momma. And I also don't mean your Mama.
2. being mean
So basically this is a carryover from being a jerk all the time. If you talk to me I feel that it is my right to make fun of you for no reason, especially if it hurts your feelings. One time this girl was walking about five dogs and I was like,"You have a lovely family."
I'm pretty sure she cried and I laughed and then later I was eating dinner at a restaurant and she walked by again and I knocked on the glass so she would know I was there and laughed again.
Another time I pointed out a banana peel on the ground to my Mom (not Mama) so she wouldn't slip on it but if she had I would have also laughed and not helped her up!
3. being grumpy
Bah.
I am grumpy all the time. Especially during the winter. I generally don't have windows at work so when I come in it's dark and dreary, and when I leave it's dark and dreary. Usually around January I start to crack a little bit at a time until Spring finally breaks.I hate going outside when it is cold out so I'm basically trapped with my dumb roommates who I hate! And hate living with!
But really the Spring only makes me a tiny bit less grumpy especially because no one is going to love a mean jerk and i will die alone or with Miguel.
4. tip
Once the tip of my junk fell out of my boxers or whatever and Jen saw it.
5. poop galaxy
Another time I ate a bunch wings and pooped and Jen saw that too. I remember the poop vividly and it was more like a brain, or a cloud, or maybe a blooming flower but definitely NOT a galaxy.
This was also within the first week we started living together.
ok! reply to this and I will tell you 5 things that remind me of you and then you will write an entry about them! I stole this last part from Alison because I am a lazy jerk to boot.
Basically I'm a jerk all of the time. I don't really remember how to not be a jerk so it's my default setting. Sometimes I'll have a flashback and do the dishes or something but that happens maybe once a year. Growing up I was always shy and quiet and the nice guy until I got really sick of being a doormat and decided to be a jerk forever more.
The only person I'm nice to is Mama. And I don't mean my Momma. And I also don't mean your Mama.
2. being mean
So basically this is a carryover from being a jerk all the time. If you talk to me I feel that it is my right to make fun of you for no reason, especially if it hurts your feelings. One time this girl was walking about five dogs and I was like,"You have a lovely family."
I'm pretty sure she cried and I laughed and then later I was eating dinner at a restaurant and she walked by again and I knocked on the glass so she would know I was there and laughed again.
Another time I pointed out a banana peel on the ground to my Mom (not Mama) so she wouldn't slip on it but if she had I would have also laughed and not helped her up!
3. being grumpy
Bah.
I am grumpy all the time. Especially during the winter. I generally don't have windows at work so when I come in it's dark and dreary, and when I leave it's dark and dreary. Usually around January I start to crack a little bit at a time until Spring finally breaks.I hate going outside when it is cold out so I'm basically trapped with my dumb roommates who I hate! And hate living with!
But really the Spring only makes me a tiny bit less grumpy especially because no one is going to love a mean jerk and i will die alone or with Miguel.
4. tip
Once the tip of my junk fell out of my boxers or whatever and Jen saw it.
5. poop galaxy
Another time I ate a bunch wings and pooped and Jen saw that too. I remember the poop vividly and it was more like a brain, or a cloud, or maybe a blooming flower but definitely NOT a galaxy.
This was also within the first week we started living together.
ok! reply to this and I will tell you 5 things that remind me of you and then you will write an entry about them! I stole this last part from Alison because I am a lazy jerk to boot.