I just want you guys to know
About the terrible pun I just unleashed on my roommates.
But first: Kellan, Diana, and Janet came to visit this weekend! Oh and I guess Brielle was here too but whatevs. Since we're all in love with Stifler we put our heads together and decided to see Mr. Woodcock. Diana said the best parts were 'when he let Stifler out' and she is right.
It was ok, but as I'm not in the mood to post a real update so I'll cut to the chase. As some of you know I got my Mama from Brielle and Robbie. I toldthe little ball of fluff that my butt fell off, and then I dug, and then she appeared though. She has no idea.
They found her abandoned in a backyard with a fresh litter of kittens and graciously took her in. When Miguel and I adopted her she was still reeling from having her teets suckled, and was very thin: not so fluff. Nowwww she looks like she's been licking an electric socket. Just... POOF. Part of her unfortunate malady involves having reallllly long hair in between her toes. When Brielle was here she yelled at me for not trimming it, which I didn't know I had to do.
Worst cat Dad.
So... I've been thinking about it and thinking about it. And finally I came up with this really bad pun. Like, REALLY bad. But of course I love it. Ok guys, here goes:
"Hey guys, I think we should start calling Mama VENOM"
"..."
"Um... ok...why?"
"Well... because you know that her alter ego is TOE-FUR GRACE right?"
" :0 "
"0_________o"
"
I'm going to eat your brains Spider-Man!!"
"
I'm going to eat your brains Spider-Man!!"
Twins.
But first: Kellan, Diana, and Janet came to visit this weekend! Oh and I guess Brielle was here too but whatevs. Since we're all in love with Stifler we put our heads together and decided to see Mr. Woodcock. Diana said the best parts were 'when he let Stifler out' and she is right.
It was ok, but as I'm not in the mood to post a real update so I'll cut to the chase. As some of you know I got my Mama from Brielle and Robbie. I toldthe little ball of fluff that my butt fell off, and then I dug, and then she appeared though. She has no idea.
They found her abandoned in a backyard with a fresh litter of kittens and graciously took her in. When Miguel and I adopted her she was still reeling from having her teets suckled, and was very thin: not so fluff. Nowwww she looks like she's been licking an electric socket. Just... POOF. Part of her unfortunate malady involves having reallllly long hair in between her toes. When Brielle was here she yelled at me for not trimming it, which I didn't know I had to do.
Worst cat Dad.
So... I've been thinking about it and thinking about it. And finally I came up with this really bad pun. Like, REALLY bad. But of course I love it. Ok guys, here goes:
"Hey guys, I think we should start calling Mama VENOM"
"..."
"Um... ok...why?"
"Well... because you know that her alter ego is TOE-FUR GRACE right?"
" :0 "
"0_________o"
"
I'm going to eat your brains Spider-Man!!"
"
I'm going to eat your brains Spider-Man!!"
Twins.