005: [voice]

[worldsfastest]

[Bzzt! The electric shock of the communicator strikes again!]

Stupids dildo ringtones!

[Skwisgaar clears his throat and tries to pretend that he wasn't caught off-guard.]

...Anywhats, am I the only one that misses listkenings to musics? No, because music am very importants and all of yous am clamorings for it, too's. I has an best ideas, thens.

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Comments

[vonkarmic]

I fear the gist of your message may have gotten lost in the dizzying whirlwind created by both your atrocious way of speaking and your overblown ego.

[worldsfastest]

I's not being egocentristicals, I am just tellings it like it is beings. I can't helps how totally greats I ams!

[vonkarmic]

And tell me, where's the evidence of your supposed great talents?

[worldsfastest]

Tells you whats- how about you comes over to my apartment so I can gives you a...private concert?

[vonkarmic]

(...)

I do not appreciate your insinuations!

[worldsfastest]

Are you sures? I thinks I heards a pauses theres!

((ooc: Is it okay that he's hitting on her? I can make him stop, if you want...))

[vonkarmic]

Do you begin all of your conversations with such vulgar implications?

You heard no such thing! Or, if you did, it certainly wasn't due to any interest on my part.

(fff, it's more than okay, I love riling her up!)

[worldsfastest]

Onlies if I am talkings to a womans what sounds as beautifuls as yous!

That ams a shames. I ams de most fastest guitarist alives, you knows. Got lots of skills with my fingers, if you are knowing what I am meaning to says.

((ooc: Oh god, wait until he finds out about her whip...))

[vonkarmic]

(...)

Yes; though your English is atrocious, I comprehend the crude suggestions that hide within your poorly-phrased statements perfectly!

(it always produces SOME reaction)