003: [video]

[worldsfastest]

[The communicator flickers on, and there is a shaky feed of an apartment. It's dark and empty save for a Gibson Explorer propped against one of the walls, but this is Skwisgaar's new apartment and he's going to make sure everyone sees it in its full, apartment-y glory. As he talks, Skwisgaar randomly zooms in on various parts of the apartment-

Comments

[twotails9lives]

You play guitar?

[worldsfastest]

Of course I does. I am onlies de most bestest and fastest guitarists alives. I coulds play every Beet-oven song at once if I reallies felts like its.

[twotails9lives]

Wow! That sounds cool!

[worldsfastest]

Ja, it ams pretty brutals. I don'ts know how I can even stands being so increjibles.

[twotails9lives]

Increjibels?

[worldsfastest]

Ja, increjibels. It's actuallies hards work, being so amazings all de times.

[twotails9lives]

Oh, I get it! [That is, you talk funny.]

[worldsfastest]

What am your name, littles girl...cat...things?

[twotails9lives]

I'm Chen!