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[whyitried]

.........

So once upon a time these movies were actually good.

What the fuck, George Lucas. What the fuck.

Comments

[londonbrainiac]

I take it the latest Star Wars movie was a load of bollocks?

That's what my brother said.

[whyitried]

It's...uh.

It's special.

[londonbrainiac]

Is it the kind of special you can describe? Or should I get my wallet and head for the theater?

[whyitried]

It's an "oh god what were they thinking" kind of special.

[lifesodishonest]

JAR JAR

[whyitried]

OH GOD DON'T REMIND ME

[lifesodishonest]

Meesa so sowwy suh.

Meesa not do dis again.

Except that he will. It's Lucas. He'll just keep pushing the lame button. He'll be all "oh hey look. Lets try this again. LAME." the fanboys will cry, and line up for more. Just you watch.

I hope Vader kills Jar Jar. Or Palpatine does. Or god forbid Han does, but that'd be too awesome and I can't expect that.

[whyitried]

I don't care what the fuck the Special Edition says, Han shot first.

[bending_bullets]

Good, or were we just stupid, naive children back then?

[whyitried]

I've seen more than enough shitty sci-fi to know the difference between the good kind of bad and the bad kind of bad.

[bending_bullets]

So I take it that Mr. Lucas deserves a thank-you-bomb or two?

[whyitried]

I'm torn on whether we should risk letting him live to finish the next one.

[thelastunknown]

I hear if you skip all of Jar Jar's scenes there's something of a decent movie.

[whyitried]

I might have to try that.

[fierytouch]

Episode 2 better start out like this:

Act I, Scene I
Jar Jar Binks (falls off cliff and dies)

[played]

SECONDED.

[whyitried]

I LIKE THIS.

[fierytouch]

ME TOO.

He sounded like... Like a lawsuit waiting to happen.